Caption
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Mania
Fine!
People of India,
are readers, textworms, bibliomaniacs,
sons of newtons and dickens.
To get more attention to my photos, all my photos shall have relevant captions, unquoted quotes, fables, shlokas, mantras,
spirit calls and f-bombs.
All sanitized of course.
Captions are the mirror to the blind,
the subtitle to aliens,
the translator for the deaf,
and effort to the writer.
So read the captions and
gain deep insight into the eternal darkness.
Relevant Caption : It’s imperative for a man and sometimes for non-man to scan. Scan they do to traverse the terrain. Terrain the man must traverse as it leads him to depths which he dives to reach the zenith. And at the zenith he is no more man. So he can now stop scanning and can now start scrolling to the next visual tragedy.
Relevant Caption : The day and night are the two sides of all planets. All planets are two sided. The up side is empty and down side is full. They rotate along the Y axis making the up as down at night and up as up in the day. The judgement day is when up is up at night, I hope it’s not tonight, all stores are closed which makes the up as down at night.
Captions are the mirror to the blind,
and melody to deaf....
I am repeating because we are romantic to repetition, the morning tea,
and nightly moon;
So read the captions and
be enlightened by eternal darkness.
Relevant Caption : Brightness, is good. Good not in some literal sense, but in proportional sense as a comparison not to darkness but to evil. We all know the devil fears it because the lord on the seventh day turned on the electricity. And when he loves one of us a little, and wants to meet them, He does the miracle of electrocution and brings them back to eternal brightness.
Totally Relevant Caption : When Lord made man, in his exact replica, without the premium features of course, he gave us two choices, Ribs or Diaphragm, not talking about kebabs. It’s actually all fine to have choices as long as you are not aware of it, but in that Respiratory System chapter in your school biology you become aware of these choices.
That’s when the problem starts. Every second of your life becomes a matter of intense decision making, to expand the ribs or to push the abdomen out. Every moment your neurons keep passing through an OR gate and with a total lack of hibernation system, it sometimes suggests the ribs or abs, sometimes both.
Today after decades of... anyways doesn’t matter. There’s a better gift Lord gave the plants, even though they are not in his own image. When the lungs are full of fluid you can not shed it and grow back. I wonder what Lord does when his lungs are full of fluid, may be it’s a premium feature.
I think the idea of adding photos to my captions may backfire.
I might lose fan base!
With this deep understanding of my target audience and with the purpose of pleasing and gaining more followers, I stop adding unnecessary photos to my captions.
Caption of the Century : Blasphemy is an art. Only the novice get stoned (with stones). The masters of blasphemy not only not provoke you, they seduce you, make you an ally and backstab you when you are alone in the darkness. You become a blasphemer yourself thereafter. But there’s high chance you get stoned, novice you are. You can either let the orthodox light in or act smart and have the lens cap not kept in the left pocket.
Somewhat Relevant Caption : And even Stoning with stones is an art. They try to vilify it like they did to other art forms. But art triumphs, because the stone is mightier than the sword. It can travel at hundred miles an hour and with proper aim and skill can stun a dozen. And if thrown with the acupuncture precision can brighten the day with eternal sunshine.
Disclaimer
Any lack of mental stimulation after reading my captions is solely due to lack of mental faculty on part of the reader. The writer takes no responsibility of any hazard that thereby might occur in future, present or past.